David Evans – a.k.a. “The Edge” – going for that “face in the police line-up” look.
It seems that rock stars almost always become bores as they get older. I’m not exactly sure why this is. It seems that rock & roll is a music of youth. As these guys get older, they inevitably lose the spark that initially made their music interesting.
The Irish band, U2, have carried this to a new level. Not content with being bores, they have tried to make themselves into a nuisance as well. Bono goes around posing for photos with war criminals, which is apparently their reward for flicking some dollars towards Africa. Bono and The Edge have written the music for a Broadway musical about Spiderman, which has resulted in several actors suffering severe injuries.
Now we learn that The Edge (whose real name is David Evans) wants to build a five-mansion compound in the pristine Santa Monica mountains near Malibu, overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Peter Douglas, executive director of the California Coastal Commission, has said of The Edge’s proposal:
- In 38 years of this commission’s existence, this is is one of the three worst projects that I’ve seen in terms of environmental devastation. It’s a contradiction in terms — you can’t be serious about being an environmentalist and pick this location.
“One of the three worst projects that I’ve seen in terms of environmental devastation”. Mind you, this is in Southern California, where environmental devastation is practically a way of life. A project must be mind-blowingly stupid just to raise eyebrows there.
The California Coastal Commission has rejected The Edge’s proposal. However, Steve Lopez, of the Los Angeles Times reports: “Evans has made it clear he’s going to try to exploit a legal loophole by arguing this isn’t a single five-mansion project, but five separate projects.”
Now, the question I have is this: WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE NEED A FIVE-MANSION COMPOUND FOR? Is he going to start a cult? I mean, what else do you do with a five-mansion compound? If Evans – uh, I mean The Edge – just wants to enjoy the beauty of the Santa Monica mountains, why doesn’t he live in a trailer, like the guy who made that silly I Am movie?
Oh, did I mention that The Edge (I wonder, do his friends call him “The”?) says that he is an environmentalist?
Since The Edge can afford to hire a whole army of lawyers, it’s not impossible that he may find a way to build his Pleasure Dome. Some day The Edge and his followers may be drinking unsweetened Kool-Aid and giving a collective finger to people sitting in traffic on the Pacific Coast Highway.
This may be the worst thing to happen since Rattle and Hum.
The Spanish Prisoner 
June 21, 2011 at 10:28 am |
“WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE NEED A FIVE-MANSION COMPOUND FOR?”
Well the thing is, the architect he is going to use, although successful, is not technically very good and his house designs are quite dull. But he gets around this by using an ‘echo’ effect….. literally repeating the houses he designs several times creating an *apparently* more complex design.
(it’s a clever joke … oh never mind…)
Oh and yes he really is called ‘Edge’ by his close friends.
Talking of The Edge’s close friends….
Bono’s Edun moves production to China
June 21, 2011 at 10:46 pm |
Interesting video. Interesting how they always schedule these concerts at the same time as demonstrations. Makes you wonder.